King Matt

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Thu, 09 Jun 2011 01:56:05 -0700

I kinda do an awesome version of this…

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 01:55:48 -0700

I kinda do an awesome version of this…

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Thu, 09 Jun 2011 01:52:10 -0700

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Sun, 05 Jun 2011 13:23:54 -0700

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Sat, 04 Jun 2011 02:57:37 -0700

Just realized that a really old, sad Drunkumentary might be an interesting film. Let's wait until we're 40 and unsuccessful. Not young enough to be cool and funny, not old enough to be cute and funny.

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 01:30:59 -0700

Just realized that the more time that passes before it's made, the sadder a Drunkumentary would be.

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 01:00:08 -0700

To threequel, or not to threequel? That is the question.

Tue, 24 May 2011 14:49:29 -0700

If i was a real life gummybear, would you eat me? Gnite teddy beah.

Fri, 20 May 2011 03:32:13 -0700

I would eat you right now.

Would you believe in "God" if all "it" really was, was a fart cloud from a unicorn?

Fri, 20 May 2011 03:25:36 -0700

Um. If Unicorns were proven to exist and god was proven to be their fart cloud, then I would have to because it would be true.

Do you think people who haves clown fetishes are weird?

Fri, 20 May 2011 03:24:20 -0700

Nah. Everyone has their thing.

What are your feelings about being done with ATP?

Fri, 20 May 2011 03:23:41 -0700

I wish there were two more years. I know there’s so much more to learn.

What is a fetish you have?

Fri, 20 May 2011 03:23:07 -0700

As creepy as it is, innocence. But not in a creepy way. I like being in control and teaching someone who is very willing to learn.

Why do you think Edward Hightower loves crocodiles so much?

Fri, 20 May 2011 03:21:11 -0700

He was raised by them in the arctic.

What is your favorite fruit?

Fri, 20 May 2011 03:20:48 -0700

Apples

Whats your opinion about women/gals who wear makes up? not a shit ton of it, but enough to know, "hey, they're wearing make up".

Fri, 20 May 2011 03:18:37 -0700

As a rule, I don’t like makeup. But most girls use it and I’m used to it at this point.

Who would you go gay for? it can be anyone in the world, alive or dead, 1 or more..

Fri, 20 May 2011 03:17:15 -0700

I wouldn’t. I’ve never found any man sexually attractive. Just not my thing…

a random person, and you will have the pin number and debit card of the current president of the U.S. for doing so.

Fri, 20 May 2011 03:08:21 -0700

My own. I don’t want to drink a random person’s pee and the secret service would probably shoot me for trying to use the president’s card.

drink your own pee, or drink someone elses pee?

Fri, 20 May 2011 03:03:20 -0700

Whose and under what circumstance?

How to Platypuses mate?

Fri, 20 May 2011 02:27:27 -0700

With lots of lube and a ball gag.