As a rule, I don’t like makeup. But most girls use it and I’m used to it at this point.

I wouldn’t. I’ve never found any man sexually attractive. Just not my thing…

My own. I don’t want to drink a random person’s pee and the secret service would probably shoot me for trying to use the president’s card.

Whose and under what circumstance?

With lots of lube and a ball gag.

Because you’re supposed to go to church on Sundays and they don’t want the priest to work to hard at molesting you.

What did we do today that was confusing?

Jonathan Coulton -  You Ruined Everything

Cause you weren’t asking me stuff, jerk.

It just so happens that he makes music that you can download completely free and legal. Research him. You will thank yourself for listening to me.

She said it’s cold outside, and hands me my raincoat….

Of course. I love the people in my life, as well as the internet, as well as music and books and theatre and food.

If you mean many people romantically and simultaneously, I’d say yes, but it should only be expressed to one at a time, with others being ignored or repressed. 

No. I ask myself, “Why do they have cameras following them?” more often. Any cameras following me would be just as pointless.

To live better than my parents did. It’s a dumb answer but it’s the honest one.