King Matt
I kinda do an awesome version of this…

I kinda do an awesome version of this…

Just realized that a really old, sad Drunkumentary might be an interesting film. Let’s wait until we’re 40 and unsuccessful. Not young enough to be cool and funny, not old enough to be cute and funny.
Just realized that the more time that passes before it’s made, the sadder a Drunkumentary would be.
To threequel, or not to threequel? That is the question.
If i was a real life gummybear, would you eat me? Gnite teddy beah.
Anonymous

I would eat you right now.

Would you believe in "God" if all "it" really was, was a fart cloud from a unicorn?
Anonymous

Um. If Unicorns were proven to exist and god was proven to be their fart cloud, then I would have to because it would be true.

Do you think people who haves clown fetishes are weird?
Anonymous

Nah. Everyone has their thing.

What are your feelings about being done with ATP?
Anonymous

I wish there were two more years. I know there’s so much more to learn.

What is a fetish you have?
Anonymous

As creepy as it is, innocence. But not in a creepy way. I like being in control and teaching someone who is very willing to learn.

Why do you think Edward Hightower loves crocodiles so much?
Anonymous

He was raised by them in the arctic.

What is your favorite fruit?
Anonymous

Apples