Just realized that a really old, sad Drunkumentary might be an interesting film. Let’s wait until we’re 40 and unsuccessful. Not young enough to be cool and funny, not old enough to be cute and funny.
If i was a real life gummybear, would you eat me? Gnite teddy beah.
I would eat you right now.
Would you believe in "God" if all "it" really was, was a fart cloud from a unicorn?
Um. If Unicorns were proven to exist and god was proven to be their fart cloud, then I would have to because it would be true.
What are your feelings about being done with ATP?
I wish there were two more years. I know there’s so much more to learn.
What is a fetish you have?
As creepy as it is, innocence. But not in a creepy way. I like being in control and teaching someone who is very willing to learn.




